A man who had recently bought a female parakeet with a salty vocabulary got
a call from his minister telling him that he was planning to stop by the following
week. Worried about the bird's language, he called a friend who had two well-behaved
male birds. One recited the Lord's Prayer, while the other held a rosary in
its claws and repeated Hail Marys. "Would it be okay if I brought my bird over
for a few days?" he asked. "Maybe it will pick up some good habits from yours."
The friend agreed, so the man took his female parakeet over and put her in the
cage next to that of the two devout males. Suddenly, the first male parakeet
stopped praying and turned to the other. "You can knock it off now," he said.
"We got what we were praying for."
-Jim Smithweizer
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A woman named her cat Love because it was so affectionate. One night, Love
failed to come home, so the woman went looking for her. Because she was running
around frantically, dressed only in a bathrobe, a police officer pulled up next
to her. "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "I'm out here looking for
Love," the woman replied. The officer arrested her on the spot.
-Harvey Pike
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Animal lover Anne, who was not married, said to her friend, " My dog snores,
the parrot swears, the cat stays out all night with the ladies, and the pet
skunk stinks up the house. Why in heaven's name do I need a husband?"
-Jim Noodleson
If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant then what's on the out side? A: K9P
-Tori
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